I saw an old porcelain coated chamber pot in the cookware section at charity. I had to tell an old school mate that worked there. You may like to label and move that. I always picked out the weirdest stuff they had out and let her know. I always wondered who buys a half used lip stick.

You can buy those handerpants still...Amazon has two different sellers. And if you search for them, the third thing that comes up is the 'Farting Animals coloring book'. :P