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"I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU."

Kai Lowell

I can't bear it.

(And now I'll be running. From the peanuts.)


If you're not sure if you're faster, take a .22. Nobody runs fast when kneecapped. (precision poot of peanut)

Kai Lowell

I used to be an RHU commenter...then I took a peanut to the knee...


(giggles and hugs) In Skyrim at one point, I was standing somewhere while deciding where to go and a guard rolled up and said "I used to be an adventurer, then I took a --" and at that point a dragon spawned and smashed him sideways out of the frame. (This seems to be a slightly common occurance; I've seen some videos of it.. "I used to be an adventurer, then I took a DRAGON TO THE FACE!")

Kai Lowell

Ha! Well I guess that's one way to keep your adventure from dragon on and on...


I wholeheartedly deserve whatever I get for that one. :P

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