We had a guy who constantly stole food from other cubes, even cased file cabinets and made mental notes of what goodies lie in store for him when we went to the bathroom or on lunch or whatever.
Then he stole a pregnant woman's pizza.
He ate the pizza, in plain view of everyone, then simply closes the box and leaves it there.
You don't steal a pregnant woman's pizza.
That was the greatest screaming I've ever heard in a call center.
The fat Hobbit fuck was hiding from HR all day.