I work in an organic supermarket where I do both cashier and clerk work. This happened a few weeks ago while I was sitting behind the counter on a slow night.
Me = me
EM = Egg man
Me: "Good evening, sir"
Now, at this point, I didn't see he had an egg. I thought he just wanted to ask something because he hadn't put anything on the counter.
Me: "How may I help you tonight?"
EM: "Just this, please"
EM: shows me the egg
Me: "Would that be all, sir?"
EM: "Yes, thank you"
Me: "That would be 15 cents, please"
EM: gives me 15 cents
Me: "Thank you. Would you like a bag with that?"
I see him put his egg into his breast pocket, like it's the most normal thing in the world, and walk out the door.
Godspeed, eggman. Godspeed.