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I once had a lady call the sheriff on me because I refused to take back a return with an altered receipt.

She demanded that I be arrested because, and I quote: I was "stealing her money.”

The poor officer repeatedly had to explain that I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and she could try to sue the company in small claims court, but that was it. He also advised her that even if she tried, she was very likely to fail.

I wanted to see the judge laugh themselves sick at the sight of the altered recipt, honestly. The fonts were pretty different on the parts that she had altered, so it wasn't even subtle that she was trying to commit fraud.




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