From  ReCodez, I Don't Work Here Lady:

Few years back when I was still in highschool. That one day I was wearing a plain red tshirt. Went into Target after school to get some snacks (Target was just 3-4 minutes walk from school) before I get picked up.

There I was at the chips section, trying to choose which one I want when an old lady just walked up to me and asked me something. I had my headphones on so I couldn't hear anything. Decided it was too much of a hassle to pause the music (I'm a lazy fuck) so I just did a shrug off gesture and get back to picking my chips. She stormed off quickly.

After a few mins, I was walking down the aisle toward the register. She caught up to me with a Target manager (proper uniform with name tag) and started yelling. At this point I just quietly paused my music to hear what's happening. She was going on how I was not helping her, not doing my "job", disrespectful (true),...

The manager, of course, can tell straight away that I'm just another customer. He quickly explained that to her but she didn't back off. Immediately accused me of misleading.

"Why didn't you say so? You know that's just rude and you're wasting my time... bla bla..."

So me, with all my wisdom, decided to not say anything but used body language instead. First I pointed to myself, then my mouth, then made an X with my hands. Like I was trying to tell them I am a mute (I'm not).

The manager just followed up with "You can't talk?"

Nodded. (Being a troll here)

The lady went from rage to full embarassment and nervous in 2 secs. She must have thought she shouted at a mute kid how I didn't speak up sooner.

I just hurried my ass off to the register, paid for my chips, walked as fast and as far as possible away from Target and started laughing to myself.

TL;DR: Trolled an old lady to embarrassment by pretending to be a mute.

-- ReCodez