A woman walks in and she is already a little bit intoxicated. No big deal, I just thought I would keep an eye on her. She come up to the bar and tries to order a Long Island. When I ask to see her ID, she starts flipping out because she thinks it should be obvious that she is over 21.
"I'm sorry, but our policy is to ID anyone who appears to be under 30 years old"
"UNDER 30?! I'm 35 GOD DAMN YEARS OLD. I'M OLDER THAN YOU! HOW OLD ARE YOU, BITCH?"
"I'm old enough to deny you service, ma'am"
"DENY ME SERVICE? I'M 35! LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT THIS 35 YEAR OLD PUSSY!"
She then lifts her skirt and puts her foot up on the bar and shows me her "35 year old pussy". I'm not gonna lie, I've never not known how to handle a situation before, but I had no idea what to do. I squealed a little out of shock and repulsion, then asked her to put her vagina away while I found a manager to kick her out.