From Ian Summers, kitchenette
Guy: “So a reuben burger comes with swiss, sauerkraut, and thousand island?”
Me: “That’s right!”
Guy: “What does that mean?”
Me: “Um, well, instead of corned beef with swiss, sauerkraut and thousand island dressing, it—”
Guy: “OH! Thousand island DRESSING!”
I guess we need to start being more specific on the menu so people don’t think they’re getting 1,000 ACTUAL ISLANDS on their sandwich.