Dumbass Customers: Mocha, No Coffee
From Courtney Wasserman, kitchenette
I was at Starbucks, waiting in line to order coffee.
The woman in front of me asked the barista, “Does your mocha have coffee in it? Because I don’t like coffee.”
The barista answered that yes, Starbucks mochas—in fact ALL mochas—come with coffee in them. But if she doesn’t like coffee, he would be happy to make her a hot chocolate instead.
She replied, “No, I want a mocha. But make mine without coffee.”
--Courtney Wasserman
Posted by Ilia on Thursday, March 29, 2018 | Permalink
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Comments (3)
Sometimes, the attempt to be a good person and save them a couple bucks isn't worth the fight. Make a hot chocolate, and charge them mocha prices. Saves so much time effort, and sanity.
Posted by: InSecurity | Thursday, March 29, 2018 at 12:51 PM
Ask her what she thinks "mocha" means?
Posted by: SS | Friday, March 30, 2018 at 02:00 PM
That's like going to a bar and ordering a virgin screw driver.
Orange juice is cheaper than booze, but what ever!
Posted by: Datapath | Monday, April 02, 2018 at 01:36 PM