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I have this idea of creating "decals" you could stick on someone's car to simulate key scratches...

Actually the original idea was decals I could stick on my OWN car to simulate dents, rust, bullet holes, etc., so I'd ALWAYS "win" right-of-way "arguments" at 4-way stops.

Kai Lowell

They make bullet hole decals. I've unfortunately seen them in use.



10 pack of paper 'scrape' stickers. People say they're kind of shitty, though. Although putting them on someone else's car, without doing real damage but making them take some effort to remove...


White grease pencil works real well on looking like you keyed it without the actual damage.

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