Cashier Hell: No, you don't get to steal because I made a mistake?
Entitled Customers: You want me to apologize for what?



Thankfully I'm allowed to reply honestly to these twunts. I look directly at them with a deadpan expression and say: "If I could predicts the numbers and tickets do you think I'd be working here? Really?"

Works for scratch cards too.


I tell people that all the time. (Fix problem) "Anything else I can do for you>?" "The winning lottery numbers would be great!" (rolls eyes so hard i have to use special eyedrops to prevent friction burns) "(cheerful voice covering a desire to fashion their soul into a chamberpot for Satan's incontinent hellhounds) If I could do that would I be on the other end of this phone?"

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