I work in the giftshop of a zoo. It started pouring cats and dogs outside. I get a man trying to buy rain gear at the .counter.
Man: Two umbrellas please.
Me: That will be $20.
Man: Wait I was told umbrellas were only $6 a piece.
(OK wtf, by who?)
Me: No, they are $10 a piece.
Man: Well I don't want that, that's expensive.
Me: We have ponchos that are cheaper.
Man: OK I will take 2 of those instead.
Me: That will be $14.
Man: Where's my umbrella I want an umbrella.
Me: You do? Just one? With the Ponchos? OK
(then he suddenly puts back one of the Panchos without a word)
Me: OK you want one Poncho and one umbrella?
Man: (in a frustrated voice) you know what just give me two Ponchos and two umbrellas, I need to get back to my family!
I rang him up, and he stalked out of the giftshop leaving me standing there like. Wut?