From kermit2014 I Don't Work Here Lady:
This was a few years ago, which is only important because literally everyone was wearing those North Face jackets at the time.
I went to a giant outlet mall. It has 5 "neighborhoods" and 3 Aunty Anne's to give you an idea. It was my first time there, so I stopped in front of the directory to figure out where I was and where I wanted to go.
Behind me, I hear an older couple (60s or so) having a hushed conversation. LW will be lost woman, LM will be lost man, and I'll be me.
LW: Go and ask her.
LM: I'm not going to ask her. She probably doesn't know.
LW: But she's wearing the jacket. She has to know.
(LW walks up to me and starts talking)
LW: Where's the store?
Me: I'm sorry?
LW: The North Face store. Where is it?
Me: I'm sorry, I don't know. I've never been here before.
(LW just stares at me)
Me: I could help you find it on the directory? *gestures at the directory we're standing in front of*
LW: But you're wearing the jacket.
Me: Yes, but I didn't get it from here. Like I said, this is the first time I've been to this mall.
LW: Where did you get your jacket, then?
LW stares at me a bit longer. After a long pause, they both just shuffled off without another word.
For giggles, I decided to look for The North Face store on the directory. It was literally 2 stores over and they had just walked off in the wrong direction.