A Poem About Working in a Shoe Store
From u/CrossBreedP Tales From Retail:
Lowly Retail Worker
$8.00 an hour
Lady wants a shoe
Display pair is the only pair left
She wants a discount for the display
She YELLS at the
Lowly Retail Worker
$8.00 an hour
For not giving her a coupon
She tries on the shoes without socks
Black insoles
She has dry feet
Like the Sahara desert
And Flaky
Like delicate disgusting pastry
She takes the shoe off her foot
Sounds like velcro
$8.00 an hour
The shoes are dirty now with her foot dandruff
She wants a discount for dirty shoes
She YELLS at the
Lowly Retail Worker
$8.00 an hour
For not giving her a coupon
She demands the inside of the shoes be cleaned
So Lowly Retail Worker does
Bitch ass Lowly Retail Worker
8 motherfucking dollars an HOUR
Does what it is told
She didn't buy the shoes.
Posted by Freddy on Monday, July 02, 2018 | Permalink
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Comments (1)
I hate when
people can't write
more than a couple of
words per line
even though it's the
same sentence.
Posted by: TechTyger | Monday, July 02, 2018 at 03:01 PM