Bad Customer Service: "We Don't Know Where Your Order Is."
Bad Parents: I'm just trying to keep your kids safe!



Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?


I thought cheese in a can was expensive this is like oh my God.

I only Adams Family quote I remember is the Girl Scout one.
I do remember the Thanksgiving play Pilgrim massacre carnage though.

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