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"Hygene center. We get it... you've had a long day. You worked hard, and now you just want to relax and play a game. Maybe you've got that not-so-fresh feeling but you don't want to offend the delicate olfactory senses of your fellow patrons. Please feel free to take a deodorant stick for your own personal use (don't put it back after using it!) and make use of a Dude Wipe to freshen up (please throw it in the trash after use, NOT the toilet!). Affordable blank T-shirts are also available for purchase -- just bring the insert in the package up to the front couunter after changing. :) "