Electronics Store Hell: Cart Surfing
Retail Hell Memories: Bad milk and a free ride in an ambulance on the company’s dime

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TechTyger

While one CAN be useful in some sitautions... those situations do not involve a laptop with no power supply and no hard drive.

D

Or was this guy really a doctor who didn't realize his patient was a laptop?

TechTyger

"Dude, you're a Dell."

Or "I'm sorry sir, you've got a bad case of crappylappyitis."

Kai Lowell

I'd make a joke about turning a floppy disk into a hard disk, but even I'm not that crass.

Usually.

(If you have a file transfer lasting longer than four hours, seek immediate IT attention...)

Bookboy

Gotta wear those safety glasses too - who knows when your screwdriver will slip and send a screw flying out at speeds fast enough to gouge an eye out?

TechTyger

Does it burn when you HP?

Kai Lowell

Thanks TT, my monitor just had a Pepsi bath. :P

TechTyger

It's good practice to spray or sneeze on them at least once a year. Shows dominance.

Carhop

That's for the tip TT. I was wondering why my monitor was being sassy.

Got any tips for ornery printers? XD

TechTyger

Fill one of the cartridges with holy water and print pentagrams until it gives up.

Kai Lowell

Don't forget the rubber chicken and the shouting of "THE POWER OF OG COMPELS THEE!"

Tech Support Survivor

*snork!!!!!*

Oh god, I laughed too much at these. Thanks for the amusement

TechTyger

Heehee... Share and Enjoy.

Carhop

Oh good thing my mother in law in Catholic! I'll borrow some of her holy water. Thanks TT!

Kai Lowell

We're glad to provide some lulz, TSS. :D

TechTyger

:3

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