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Drunk Customers: Shirts And Pants Required

 

Carolanne hoist yer bottleFrom asouerTalesFromRetail

I was walking out of our side door just doing my rounds. As I step outside I se a man and a woman in front of me, coming in. I have one word for them:

Me: Nope!

Guy: Wha?

Me: Yeah, nope.

I feel like I should probably explain that these two people are wearing, between them, a pair of boxers, a panty, and a bra.

Guy: But your bouncer said...

Me: Yeah, nope.

Girl: Well, if we put shirts on?

Me: Yeah, and pants!

At this time they started digging into their backpacks so I walked away for a minute or two. I checked in my bartender to see if they needed anything. They were doing ok. By this time I remembered what I needed to do outside and started heading that way. Just as I walked outside I saw them trying to get in again again.

Me: I SAID PANTS TOO!

Her: We're not trying to offend anyone...

Him: These are my pants (Pointing to his boxers)...

Me: No, I Don't give a fuck! Get out now!

Him: Buh?

Me: No, just fucking go!

--asouer

 

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