Produce Department Hell: The Cherry Pit Spitter
Dumbass Customers: "Look, Miss, that's completely normal"

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TechTyger

Not me. I am a magic skeleton packed with meat and powered by electricity!

NotYourAverageServiceGranny

But, are you fuzzy, TT?

Kai Lowell

*rubs TT*

Yep...fuzzy.

Carhop

Negative! I am a meat popsicle!

TechTyger

(crackles and poofs into a giant white striped black koosh ball from static) Fuzzy AND electric!

Kai Lowell

Shocking!

TenebrisVenator

OK, but I want that shirt!

TechTyger

Viola! And a flourish of strumpets.
https://store.engrish.com/products/fuzzy-robots-t-shirt

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