From u/SlytherinAhri Tales From Retail:

I just had a woman come up and ask for 2$ in cash and "whatever's left on this" (her credit card) on a gas pump. We'll call her CL for card lady.

Me: Do you know how much is on the card? Bec-

CL: No, I just want whatever is left on it added with the cash.

Me: Well I don't have a way to see how much is on it.

CL: getting visibly irate I come here a lot and they've given me a balance before.

Me: It had to have been a store name gift card, because only your bank can tell you how much is in your personal account.

CL: extremely sarcastic tone Yeh, I usually use gift cards, I don't have any with me and I only have my credit card.

Me: Well, you'll have to call your bank because I don't have access to your bank information...

CL: Just use the 2$ then. storms off into the sunset like I'd ruined her night.

--u/SlytherinAhri