From u/avgtiddygothgf Tales From Retail:

I work at Gas Station™ and this is a short thing about something that happened a few days ago. Me=me and Dude=dude.

Dude: hey can I get Copenhagen long cut?

Me: yea, got your ID?

Dude: uh, I actually used to work at this location...

Me: well I don't know that. ID please.

Dude: well I don't care.

The dude hands me his ID and he's of age. He gets some other stuff and his total is like $29.whatever and he runs his card as credit which means he has to sign. He tries walking away before he signs.

Me: hey you gotta sign this tho, if you used to work here you should know that.

Dude: oh, you got some attitude. What's your name? I'm gonna complain about you.

Me: it's avgtiddygothgf, please do.

Not very exciting, but it annoys me when people try to pull "I used to work here" or "I'm a regular" when I ID them. Like just cuz you're here every day or used to be employed here doesn't mean I know who you are, and not IDing you isn't worth the fine and federal charges I could get for selling tobacco to a minor.

--u/avgtiddygothgf