So I work at a used video game store. It so happens that today was the worst day since I started working here, because the coolest and best manager I've ever had quit that very morning. But I, being the chump that's willing to work harder for no extra pay, decide to put my best foot forward and be helpful anyway. Fortune has it that I am punished for this attitude about an hour after my shift begins.
Me: Hello, thank you for calling [STORE] on [LOCATION], how can I help you?
Her: (mockingly) "Thank for calling blah blah blah", yeah, I was wonderin' how much I could get for a PS4.
Me: Okay, let's see, is it a PS4 Original?
Me: How much hard drive space does it have?
Her: 1 terabyte.
Me: And do you have all the cords, a controller in good condition, and everything?
Me: Alright, so we can give 155 cash or 170 store credit.
Her: FUCK YOU!
Ma'am, if you're reading this, please forgive this humble gamesmaiden for not offering more for your worthless crap.