Cashier Hell: "Does your establishment do bag refunds?"
Discount Rats: We don’t negotiate prices here, sir



I'd fall for it.


My mother gave me a can holder that I have sitting on my desk at work. "Easily distracted by shiny objects."


I thought it was a The Shining reference emphasized by a butcher knife exclamation! REDЯUM It would have worked better if it was a bar with a RedRum shots happy hour.

Kai Lowell

Well, I - ooh, squirrel!

*wanders towards the shinies*

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