Tech Support: "Ok, what can we do for you today?"
Customer: "Every time I touch this @#$% computer is shocks the @#$% outta me!"
Tech Support: "Oh, ok that's just static electricity. There are devices you can get to stop that from happening. No big deal -- I'll send someone out there to take care of it."
Customer: "No, it's not static electricity. I know what static electricity feels like, and this ain't it. This computer is shocking me! And I know exactly why!"
Tech Support: (dying from curiosity) "Oh ok, tell me why."
Customer: "Greg Parker is always over here messing around with my computer when I'm not at my desk. I told him to keep away from it, and he got mad, so he put a program on my computer that shocks me whenever I touch it! I can't even enter my lot numbers!"
Tech Support: (trying not to laugh) "No, it's gotta be static. There are no such programs. There's no way it could sense who you are."
Customer: "YES THERE IS! I SAW HIM DO IT! A few days after I told him to keep his filthy hands off of my computer, I saw him over here with one of them computer disks. That's when he did it! It started shocking me just after that happened!"
Tech Support: "No, he was probably just copying his files off your computer since you wouldn't let him use it any more."
Customer: "LOOK! I'M TIRED OF GETTING SHOCKED! ARE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT OR NOT!?"