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Tech Support Hell: Internet Tech Support Does Not Support Those


Jason laptopFrom RHUer

Customer: "Hello, is this tech support?"

Tech Support: "Yes, it is; what is the nature of the problem you're having?"

Customer: "I can't seem to power this thing up."

Tech Support: "If you are unable to boot your computer, sir, I suggest you contact the manufacturer. This is Internet technical support."

Customer: "Computer?"

Tech Support: "Yes, your computer."

Customer: "I don't have a computer."

Tech Support: "What is the item you are having difficulty with?"

Customer: "My new lawn mower."

Tech Support: (stifling a giggle) "Sir, you have reached Internet technical support. I suggest you double-check the number and try again."

Customer: "No, I'm sure I got it right. Are you going to send anybody out to fix this damn thing?"

Tech Support: "Sir, we do not support lawn mowers. Please check the number and try it again."

Customer: "What kind of *@#%! service is this? *&$#^ you! I wasn't born yesterday, you know!" (click)





Once had a ticket come in with 'Use having problem installing dick' on the message line. Obviously a typo, but still funny. I went and told the call entry person that we don't handle those. :D

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