From Anonymous, Rinkworks
Tech Support: "All right... now double-click on the File Manager icon."
Customer: "That's why I hate this Windows -- because of the icons -- I'm a Protestant, and I don't believe in icons."
Tech Support: "Well, that's just an industry term sir. I don't believe it was meant to --"
Customer: "I don't care about any 'Industry Terms'. I don't believe in icons."
Tech Support: "Well... why don't you click on the 'little picture' of a file cabinet...is 'little picture' ok?"
Customer: "You know, I could do without you being so condescending." [click]
And yet... somehow... you bring it upon yourself.