From Fed Up Retail Sut, August, 2009:
So here I am again Slaves!.. I know you guys are getting tired of me and my complaining but this one is a good one.....
So I'm working my big 3 hour shift(man I spent more in gas getting to and from than I made), and one of my fellow co-workers walked up to me laughing.
So, silly me I asked what she was laughing at. Her reply was as follows:
Me: What's so funny?
Her: We had a shoplifter.
Me: Are you frickin serious?
Her: I think she left her keys in the pocket of the clothes she left behind!
After further investigation we discovered that she sure as shit did! This dumb bitch had left her CAR KEYS in her old clothes!
So we told her when she came back for her keys we would trade her old clothes and keys for our new clothes that she took!! Can you in=magine the look on her face??? I bet you can't!
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