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From LeatherMinx, July, 2011:


I'm 99% sure this is the lullaby custys sing to their hellspawn every night. And we wonder where the entitlement comes from.



Hush little baby, don't say a word.

Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird don't sing,

Mama's gonna go back to the store and demand an upgrade to a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring turns to brass

Mama's gonna kick some retail slave's poor ass.

And when that retail slave has gone broke

Mama's gonna laugh at the lowly folk Hellspawn4A

And if them lowly folks talk back,

Mama's gonna fake her a heart attack.

And when that heart attack leads to court

Mama's gonna win them with a sniffle and a snort.

And when mama owns all the stores in the chain,

Mama's gonna shut em all down in your name.

And if those slaves start a huge revolt,

Mama's gonna teach you how to grab and bolt.

   Hellspawn6And when you become a NAT, mama'll be so proud,

She'll have to sing your praises in a screech oh-so-loud.

Cuz when mama's gone you're gonna have to be strong

And be the crusty NAT RHUers rant on.

So hush little baby, don't say a word,

Mama's gonna steal you a mockingbird.





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