Mistaken Identity: "You're out of toilet paper!"
A Crazy Returner Tale From the Land Down Under



What do you want to wear for the Halloween party hon?
I don't care.
Oh, I saw the perfect thing for you at the party. I'll pick it up.


"And you use your employee disc--"
"Let me stop you right there. See that 'sale' display over there? And the other one in the window? Those are people who asked for extra discounts."
(muffled "I want to speak to your manager!")


All it's missing is the cement blocks tied to it with ropes to keep it from floating.

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