Just Another Sale Mummy Mannequin Monday From July 2009: I spotted these creepy Sale Mummies at a Guess store on Melrose in L.A.
What do you want to wear for the Halloween party hon?
I don't care.
Oh, I saw the perfect thing for you at the party. I'll pick it up.
Posted by: Jofur | Monday, October 15, 2018 at 02:29 AM
"And you use your employee disc--"
"Let me stop you right there. See that 'sale' display over there? And the other one in the window? Those are people who asked for extra discounts."
(muffled "I want to speak to your manager!")
Posted by: TechTyger | Monday, October 15, 2018 at 04:51 AM
All it's missing is the cement blocks tied to it with ropes to keep it from floating.
Posted by: Jofur | Monday, October 15, 2018 at 10:51 PM