Dumb Asses at the Bullseye Photo Lab
Dumb Ass: The kiosk won't read my CD.
Me: OK, let's take a look. Well, your disk is severely scratched and the kiosk will not be able to read it.
DA: MAKE IT WORK NOW!
Me: Ma'am, I'm sorry but the disk is damaged and will not work.
DA: I DON'T CARE, FUCKING MAKE IT WORK.
ME: It is not going to work, see the big scratches across the disk. There is nothing I can do.
DA: I want your FUCKING manager.
ME: Ma'am, I am the manager and if I was fucking right now, I would not be able to help you. I'm not taking that language and you can leave now, have a nice day."