This story was originally posted February, 2012
I am out of retail for a while now, yet I had a recent crusty encounter- I work as a tutor for research methods in psychology, for the fourth year now, and I must say that I absolutely adore my job!
If I didn't have to get up so early for it (8 am class, urgh), I would do it for free.
The class works like this: The students come over, we hand them work sheets and they solve the problems in there. If they have questions, they can ask one of us.
Normally the students are super nice, thankful for the help, and sweet (as they are in the first semester, so they ask cute little newbie-questions), but a few weeks ago, I had my first crusty encounter EVER!
I was sitting on my bench, scanning the class for raised hands, and this stupid fuck snaps his fingers, whistles, and as I look at him in disbelief, he waves at me in this "Italian mafioso" manner- outstretched arm, chin raised, hand does not move, only the fingers do a "come here" motion.
Really, he did all the disrespectful "calling someone" behaviours at once. Do there exist any more? I think there would be only shouting "garcon!!" left to be more of an asshole.
My boss was sitting right next to me and all she did was raise an eyebrow.
I went over there, ready to rumble.
Stupid fuck: Yeah, I don't know how to solve this problem, can´t find the approach.
Me: Ok, if you have a question, I am happy to help you. You can raise your hand, or call my name, just like the other students do. What you cannot do to call me, is snap your fingers, whistle or gesture like a mafioso.
Stupid fuck: What? Why?
Me: Because I am not a dog.
Stupid fuck: Oh, come on. It's not such a big deal.
Me: Well, you heard me. If you want help, call one of us in an appropriate manner or no one will react.
With these words, I turned around and went back to bench, where my boss was still sitting. I told her what hat happened and luckily, she approved.
The stupid fuck sat there for a while, stared at his paper, then packed his things and went home. I think that he learned his lesson, as last week, he raised his hand when he had a question.
--Soft Ice Girl
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