Monstrous Customers: No You!!
Meat Department Hell: Sharp Knives Hurt

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TechTyger

"Children's menu: Soylent Veal"

Jofur

I wasn't going to post this, but now I have to.

Children's Meal:
Placenta Tenders or Umbilical Dog
Bottle of amniotic fluid or Mommy's Best brand breast milk

NotYourAverageServiceGranny

"I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm having an old friend for dinner..."

Jofur

Remember old friends are the best friends. You've gained insight into their nuances and taste.

Kai Lowell

But are they good with fava beans and a nice Chianti?

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