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Kai Lowell

Spongeboob, clearly.

TechTyger

Ohhhhhhhh
Who lives in a lingerie drawer under a TV?
SPOOGE BLOB TENT PANTS!
Yellow and curvy and naughty is he!
SPOOGE BLOB TENT PANTS!
If sexual nonsense be somethin' ye think
SPOOGE BLOB TENT PANTS!
Then flop on the bed and hump like a mink!
SPOOGE BLOB TENT PANTS!

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