From Ilia, December, 2013:

Seriously, "exceptions" demanded are the most out of the Thrognar Blessed realm of possibility ever.

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Retail Slave: "I'm sorry, you bought these at [competitor].

Custy: "Well can't you take it back anyway?"

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Retail Slave: "I can't do that, I'd be fired and get fined."

Custy: "Well I want it, so just make an exception and eat the consequences."

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Retail Slave: "Dude, that's illegal. I'd be arrested."

Custy: I didn't say I cared! DO IT!

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