From xrri: Think Safety, Work Safely.
From Tastefully Offensive:
Latvian e-commerce company Scandiweb recently earned a Guinness World Record for constructing the world's largest Rube Goldberg machine to light the official town Christmas tree of Riga, Latvia. "Possibly the most elaborate way anyone has turned on some festive lights, the chain reaction consisted of 412 individual mechanical steps."
From pimak: No one at work has taken responsibility for decorating the Christmas tree, for the last week it has been propped up in its box waiting. Today, I stepped up to the plate.
From Aberrationism: This ER seems very secure.