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From LuKcY_13: My buddy sent me this 3 hours into his first work day at his new job...

Estaban2 Commenter:  My first job was McDonald's. I walked in for my first shift, and the manager told me to take over what another coworker was doing for my first task ever, cleaning the ice cream machine.

I promptly blew up that ice cream machine, and caused $900 in damages. There was a flash, smoke, and a 17 year old kid about to piss himself.