Retail Robin: Can't You Just do It?

 

Exception

From Ilia, December, 2013:

Seriously, "exceptions" demanded are the most out of the Thrognar Blessed realm of possibility ever.

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Retail Slave: "I'm sorry, you bought these at [competitor].

Custy: "Well can't you take it back anyway?"

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Retail Slave: "I can't do that, I'd be fired and get fined."

Custy: "Well I want it, so just make an exception and eat the consequences."

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Retail Slave: "Dude, that's illegal. I'd be arrested."

Custy: I didn't say I cared! DO IT!

 

 

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Retail Robin: I Want a Big Mac

 

 

Bigmac

From Retail Slave, September, 2013


Customer: Okay, so I want a Big Mac...

Retail Slave: Sir, you're STILL at Taco Bell

Customer: Large fries...

Retail Slave: Still Taco Bell...

Customer: And a Mc Flurry.

Retail Slave: TACO! BELL!

Customer: So what's my total?

Retail Slave: As I've been telling you, you're at Taco Bell. We don't serve those items!

Customer: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?! WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME! *screech of tires*

Retail Slave: Somebody needs to pour me a stiff one...

 

--Retail Slave

 

 

 

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