From Just Jess, January, 2011:
It was a Saturday, which was our busiest day of the week, so we were constantly making popcorn. (We only had one machine, again we were a discount theatre).
It was right before the next set of movies started so we had made enough popcorn to fill the machine. It was literally flowing over.
Then this "healthy" bitch comes in. I will call her HB.
Let me just start by saying that I don't know how other theatres work but we put in a cup of this seasoned salt when we popped our corn.
HB: Can you make some new popcorn without adding any salt?
Me: Sorry, we just made some and there isn't enough room for more in the machine at this time.
HB: Oh, I would really like some with no salt. I don't eat salt on anything. Come on you guys do it all the time.
Now let me say that we will make fresh popcorn for people if they ask, but like I said the machine was overflowing.
As the popcorn is being popped (it takes about 3 minutes) she starts asking me and my coworker if we put salt on anything.
HB: I don't put salt on ANYTHING. I always ask that there not be salt on my fries. Do you put salt on anything?
Me: (stupid me for answering a question. I really should know better) Just on my popcorn and sometimes my fries.
HB: YOU SHOULDN'T PUT IT ON ANYTHING! It's really bad for you. I should know..." Blah blah bullshit bullshit.
Whatever lady. She continued on the entire time. I even put the bag under the kettle to catch the popcorn so she wouldn't get any salt.
I give her her popcorn, and what does she do?
Come on RHUers, you know the drill.
SHE WENT OVER TO THE CONDIMENTS AND POURED SALT ON HER FUCKING POPCORN!
She went off for several minutes about how we needed to not put salt on the fucking popcorn and then she just dumps it on there! Not just at work, but in our personal lives!
I guess it's one of those do as I say not as I do things. I think she just wanted fresh popcorn, but we had just made some!
Grrr At the time I was super pissed because we were busy, but now I just think it's a funny crazy custy story.
Over time hopefully the rest of you will stop being mad at these stupid custys and start laughing at the ridiculous things they do!
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