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From: RHUer

My parents own a shoe store, and I have been helping out on weekends since I was 12. I am 27 now so you can imagine my hell. I have had many (bad, funny, unbelievable) experiences, but this weekend I have had two of the worst.

This lady asks how much is a boot; I tell her $28. She tells me in the other store it was $15. I tell her it would be more convenient for her to buy it there because it's cheaper.

Mind you I've been at this for so long, and since I am the owners daughter, when I do get frustrated I do say something in the nicest possible way and with a smile.

This sets her off, she tells me that I don't have to have an attitude and that she has a Mercedes Benz, and she has a mansion and that she could buy the whole store because she has that much money.

I then ask her, "Then why are you arguing over $30?"

Her eyes bulge out, her face turns bright red, and I think that if my mom was not there to pull me back she would have punched me. This is one of many stories in MY hell.

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This other one is kinda funny now. We sell wholesale and retail this lady comes in:

Lady: How much?

Me: $12

Lady: How much for wholesale?

Me: $9

She then proceeds to ask for 12 pairs of shoes. It takes about an hour and a half of my time, pulling them out and making sure she likes them because she was very picky. I have them in bags ready to go, we go to the cashier, and she hands me a 10 dollar bill. I look at her and at the bill not understanding.

Me: it's going to be $108

Lady: Oh I thought you said $9

I was dumbfounded: she thought it was going to be $9 for 12 pairs of shoes! I just stared at her.

She gives me 2 more dollars and takes one out of the bags and says "ok I'll just take this one." And walks out.

--RHUer

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