Discount Rats Are Stubborn, And Never Learn

Discountrat1From: The Bagel Of Everything

I used to work at a used book store. Since used items are unique, our prices varied greatly.

Customers were always asking us to lower the price, but we had a rule that we couldn't once and item was on the sales floor -- else we'd be haggling all day everyday.

We'd explain this, but people never got it. I wasn't there long before I noticed it was the same few dozen people who haggled.

They never got their discounts, but they never stopped trying.

--The Bagel Of Everything