Millennial Customers Solve Electronics Store Dilemma with Uber

 

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From trevuori, Tales From Retail:

So I’ve been working seasonal at this electronics store mostly the inventory/merch side of things. Also if people buy big things (TVs, fridges, washers, etc.) and they’re taking them home with them I help bring them up and load them in their vehicle.

So I get a call that this young couple wants this TV in their car, and they’re pulling up right now. So they pull up in this car and I have a feeling it without laying it down. (We avoid laying them down due to the risk of the screen cracking, if they want to they can, but we cannot). When the guy realizes that it won’t fit in the trunk, they move their groceries to the trunk so we can try to just slide it in the back seat. They asked me not to judge them for the large amount of alcohol they had bought. I laughed and said no judgment, it is New Years and I was already wishing I was drinking. The girl joked that maybe they could spare a ginger beer.

We try sliding it in the back seat but the TV is 55” so the extra inches from the box and the styrofoam packaging make it too long to fit without one of their doors being slightly open.

So we slide the TV back out and start discussing options. I mention we could deliver it, but they need the TV today. The guy calls a buddy to see if he has a bigger car, he doesn’t. They mention going down to a certain hardware store and just renting a truck real quick. Then the girl goes ahead and just asks “can we just get an Uber?”

So the guy orders an Uber XL and says he’d be really impressed if it works. We were joking around about how they should tip him pretty well and maybe he’ll do it. The girl laughs and says “we are sooo millennial.” The driver pulls up and the guy goes up and is like “uhhh we have a strange request...” and explains the situation. The driver is more than willing and puts down some of his back seats to slide the TV in and then the guy rode in the backseat with it and the girl drove the car back to their place. I laughed and wished them a happy new year and thought it was just a funny scenario.

TLDR: Couple buys a tv that doesn’t fit in their car and use an Uber to get it to their house.

--trevuori

 

 


Holiday Hell: They Are Now Boat Anchors, Not Registers

 

Cashier hellFrom Puppies In Prada

The Date: December 23rd, 2017.

The Incident: A System Update

The Details:

Our registers are set up a particular way: Register 1 is the... Master? I guess? Basically if Register 1 has a futz up, Register 2 and Register 3 also become complete boat anchors.

It's 3pm on a busy Saturday before Christmas. Microsoft sends an update into the internet ether, and our store computers pick up on it.

Ordinarily, there are fancy things like pop ups that ask you if you want to do the update now or schedule it for later. Apparently that particular setting was turned off, or else the update decided to go ahead when Regsiter 1 was left unattended and everybody was working on Regs 2 and 3.

Soo UPDATE! .... MULTIPLE UPDATES. .....THREE THROGNAR DAMNED HOURS OF UPDATES.

At 3pm on a busy Saturday before Christmas.

You can hear the screams of the damned for miles.

We basically broke out lined notepads for Reg 2 and 3, and hand wrote down what everyone was buying, then passed the ONE Register key back and forth so we could take cash only.

Our biggest blessing EVER? 1) Most everybody had gotten their shopping done already, and 2) nobody had a problem paying straight up cash.

Jason oh my gawdBlessed be the kindly custys, for not only did most of them make an actual effort to be as close to exact change, but they were wonderfully patient while we scribbled down their items and used a calculator to tell them their totals. (It only SEEMS like an easy transaction when everything they're buying is $0.50 and $0.75 and $1, but when it gets into the $30 range worth of teeny things, brain no workie so good at keeping track.)

I think the most amusing thing of the whole evening was watching my Supervisor Trish and the Assistant Manager Jo trying not to stresss themselves into a heart attack while retail veteran Puppies In Prada is only very minorly stressed, but keeping it together.

I was able to put it into perspective: "Thankfully, we're not a Big Box Store, and this isn't Black Friday."

Jo: "OH THANK GOD!" (She faceplants on the counter in relief.)

Mini story: our Black Friday was basically a Half Price Day at the Animal Shelter Thrift Store. In a business that usually breaks $2,000 - $2,500 a day, we made $6,000 on that day. Shit was crazy by comparison. Every hand on deck was running restock the whole day, getting all our excess priced and on the floor for people to buy up.

The updates finished around 6 pm. Trish and I input the physical copies of the purchases into the computer system in between a few scattered custys. After we were all closed up, we somehow managed to balance out the tills in the half hour we were allotted. (Mostly because Trish cheated and rang up some phantom Housewares for $50 when we ended up being over what we were supposed to have.)

--Puppies In Prada

 


Shoe Store Hell: "You're Lying About It Having Moved! It's Closed!"

 

Shoe hell 1From hella_randoTalesFromRetail

This particular circumstance I can accurately pinpoint as the exact moment I stopped trying to politely correct / inform customers of their innocent misunderstandings, and instead adopt the old faithful retail smile & nod.

So I was working as the store manager of a children's shoe shop, my location was the flagship store in our city. At the risk of sounding conceited, I was damn good at my job and was also moonlighting as the staff trainer for our region.

On this particular day in early December 2010, I was at another location, helping the relatively new store manager to induct and train her gaggle of seasonal staff. It was around lunchtime on a Saturday, and the shop floor was absolutely slammed with screaming kids and their equally poorly behaved parents. I was shadowing one of the new hires while she attended to this woman (W) when I jumped in to answer a question she didn't know.

W: (Holding up a little girls shoe in black patent leather) Yes I'm looking for a shoe for my daughter to wear to Christmas lunch with the family, I saw this one in cherry red at your [my home store] location a few months ago, before they shut down. That was such a shame, they were much closer to my house.


Now here's the important part to this story. We did close down, for one day. In mid September, my store underwent a refurbishment and moved to a larger tenancy within the same shopping centre.

We had only been closed for one day though, on a Thursday, as we moved all the stock to the new shop and reopened on Friday. We had signs up in the old location and were verbally informing all customers about this for the 4 weeks prior to the move.

The new store was only 5 or 6 shopfronts away from the old one, you could see one from the other easily.


Me: Oh well I've got good news for you then! [my home store] still exists! They only closed for one day when they moved a few stores down. They're still there in a beautiful new fitout!

Dumbass 2W: No they're not.

This threw me. It should have been where I adopted the aforementioned retail trademark and steered the conversation back to the shoe in question, alas I could not.

Me: Oh they are, I'm actually the store manager of that location. intense polite retail smile

W: I shop there all the time and they're definitely gone.

Me: I can assure you, they only moved. And I'm looking forward to having you see our new store!

W: Look I don't know why you're trying to argue with me. I was only at [my home shopping centre] last week and [company] is definitely not there. Are you new?

Me: No I've actually worked for [company] for 3 years, at [my home store]. I'm just here today to do some training.

W: So you are new, you're training?

This is where I wise up and try to regain control of this runaway train and get the customer what she wants while I still have my sanity. Unfortunately, that can only be done with the help of the store that apparently doesn't exist.

Jason and victimMe: Oh no I meant I'm training other people. Anyway, [my home store] does in fact have this shoe in the cherry red that you are looking for. As it is the biggest store in [city] it carries colours that other stores don't, so that's the only place you can get it. I can put it on hold at [my home store] for you if you like?

Woweeeee she didn't like that. She rolled her eyes and scowled at me with utter contempt, as if I was purposely sending her on a wild goose chase to a land of makebelieve and cherry red patent fucking Mary-Janes.

W: Are you fucking kidding me?!

And with that she dropped the shoe onto the floor, grabbed her daughter by the wrist and stormed out.

I tried to reassure the new hire that this was a rare occurrence, but my poker face isn't too strong and I saw her die a little on the inside.

Sure enough, Monday morning an email popped up in the regional managers inbox, telling grand tales of horrible service and the feelings of "belittlement from being blatantly lied to for some sick game".
In a glorious twist of fate though, my regional manager was off work for that week after minor surgery, so guess who was filling that role, including use of company phone and laptop?

You betcha!

Right click, delete. In the bin with you.

--hella_rando

 


Rubbish Returns: “Why Do You People Make Returns So Difficult?”

 

1 returners hellhoundFrom Emma

I had a customer bring in an item for even exchange.

Only problem? The item they were returning was $20 and the new item they wanted was $26.

When I explained we would have to do a return and then she could purchase the $26 item and pay the difference, she responded, “Why do you people make returns so difficult?”

Uh, because you can’t do basic math?

It took me, my coworker, and a manager to explain the concept of "price difference" to her. And no, it could NOT be treated as an equal trade... and YES she DID had to pay the other $6 before we let her leave the building with it.

--Emma