Vintage Evening Bag Retail Hell

Vintage pic from the late 80's. December. Evening bags up the ass at a major department store. At least these girls are trying to have some fun with their Retail Hell stock work. Although the blond looks like she's either ripping her hair out or getting ready to strangle herself with a bag's strap.

Store Closing Retail Hell

These are a few random pics I took with my cell phone on Saturday afternoon.
Two days before we are closing our doors for good.
I know it's not TOO bad....there have been worse. BUT it is pretty gross lol. In pic 4 I uncover a huuuuuuuuge pile. Ugh. This all took me probably 45 minutes to go through and re hang and put on a rack to put back.

All the while I'm stuck back in the fitting room doing this I become..... the Fitting Room Whore. EVERYONE and their mother's brother wanna try shit on. And these 3 people were in the same rooms for like 30 minutes. It was crazy. We only have 4 fitting rooms! One is handicapped (but not noted on the door-stupid!) so I NEVER let people in there.

So everyone's getting pissy and impatient. Including me. I'm yelling at people in the fitting room (this one in particular had THREE lovely "northerners" in it...TINY ass fitting rooms we have!)... "IT'S FIVE DOLLARS, JUST BUY IT ALREADY!" And customers are giggling.

Yeah, did I mention...entire store 4.99!? Ugh. The last day is 2.99! If we have anything left to sell.

Then I knocked on a door to see if anyone's still in there and what's the cunt do? She knocks back on the door. Hard. Fucking bitch.

So what do I do?

Walk away. Come back. Knock again.

She knocks again. Lol.

I can only be amused at this point, honestly. I think all my anger has been let out really. A person can only hold so much anger for a limited time I think lol.

So tomorrow is the last day. I don't have to show up until we close.

But you know what? For anger sake lol.....I think I will go in early and not even clock in, but just wander the store and be a dickhead to the SFCs. Regan7

Bahahahaha. Give it another go shall we!?

I hope the associates tomorrow are smart enough to take a pic with their cell phones of anything note worthy lol. Since I won't be there. Teehee. What a fucking shame!
Oh go sit on it,

Xx Regan

Holiday Fist Fight

Holidayfight2 An awesome Customer holiday story from Grocery Slave, Billy in NY:

"We're allowed to wear Holiday t-shirts and sweaters and such to work for the month of December and I was taking up the company's offer by wearing a Hanukkah t-shirt that poked fun at a secular Christmas tradition- it had a bunch of presents in front of a big menorah and it said "Santa Schmanta" on it.

I'm not really Jewish, but I'm not really Christian either, and I thought the shirt was cute, and the Jewish customers often complain that they feel underrepresented around the holidays and the company was ok with it.

Of course, in order to make sure that all people continue to take themselves too seriously, a lady decides to find my t-shirt offensive. She spews off all sorts of anti-Semitic stuff and says I'm the spawn of Satan, destroying good Christian principles like Santa Claus.Holidayfight

I'm a little shocked by this out of the blue bitchfest, so I'm silent and trying to think of something to say that will even penetrate her skull, when the lady behind her, took offense to what she was saying.

The two ladies started yelling at each other, and the anti-Semitic lady threw a punch (well, it was more of a limp slap with two inch fingernails, but you get what I'm saying) and these two ladies end up in an all out, rolling on the floor, scratching, hair pulling, catfight, right on the front end of the store.

I call security, and they call the local police.

Security separated the two women by the time the police got there, and the police walked them out, and asked them not to return unless they could behave themselves.

Merry Whatever You Celebrate!"

Oh how we'd love to see the store video on this one!

Chanukah Retail Mishap


This happened last year at a grocery story. All of their hams had signs that said "Delicious for Chanukah." Only problem is that most Jewish people don't eat ham. Oops.