Jason's Bipolar Rant To Santa

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Dear, SANTA

 This is JaSoN,here..........from RETAIL HELL!
 
       Well, another holiday has passed me by and still NO PRESENTS for.....poor Bi-pOLaR JaSoN!    I know that we are in a recession but........... WTF...Mr.CLAUS!!!!!
 
       I try my damnest every year...to be NICE....and this is HOW yOU REWARD Me!
 
      NO Gifts....NO MEDS.....SHIT!!! ......I would of settled for a lump of CoAL or government CHEESE!Jxrant3
 
      Your North Pole LIES......CANNOT FOOL weasel-sleezy JaSoN!
 
      I look for Reindeer droppings on my floor and my chocolate-chip TURD-TASTEN cookies are NEVER EATEN!  ......YOU CROSS-EYED ELF....YOU NEVER SHOW UP!!
 
     I even attempt to light a fire so when you come down my chimney 'WITH CARE'...your fat JOLLY ASS will get BURNT!     .....I'M a JOKESTER SANTA! .......I'M not BAD...just NAUGHTY!
 
    As sugarplum fairies dance in little children's heads. These  NYMPHO-FAIRIES want to give WILD-BOY JaSon H**D! ....I don't mean to use bad language , MR.DICK.....OOPS!! ..I mean GOOD'OL' BOY...SAINT NICK......but this is what "TURNS ON" these SUGARPLUMS as I SPANK their ASS!!!!    ....I know what your thinking Santa!  ...DON'T PLAY InNOCENT with Me!  ......Every year, you are snowed in that little RED-NECK SHACK in the N.POLE with those ROOT''iN, TOOT''IN ELVES make"in TOYS!!!  ...KiNKy!!!!!    ...Don't Worry. I won't tell MRS.CLAUS!  I'm sure her BELLS-N-HOLLY VIBRATORS work "Just Fine".Jxrant4
 
  Well, GANDOLPH.....GoTTA GO!    NEXT YEAR..."KRINGLE"....A word of CAUTION. When you look into your Magic Crystal BaLLS (if you can find them....ask your elves!) to see who is NAUGHTY or NICE...don't be surprised if NUT-CRACKER CAROLANNE'S middle finger appears......and shoves it way up YOUR CHIMNEY....WITHOUT CARE!
 
   ....And JaSoN 'the BI-PoLaR' GRINCH.....will appear in MrS. CLauses bedroom ....ALL BARE!!!!!!!!!!
 
     Kiss RUDOLPH'S MISSLETOE....and SUCK FROSTY'S FROZEN BALLS.....you BIG-BELLYED BUM!!!!!!!!!
 
    P.S. ......Just kidding, SANTA!Jxrant
 
   P.S.S.   ....I almost forgot!  ....Tell YOUR SMOKE''IN HOT DAUGHTER that I miss her on these FESTIVE HOLIDAYS!  Let her know that this year we will be ROLE-PLAYING and "JACK-OFF" JaSoN is dressing up as the LITTLE DRUMMER BOY!
 
      .......HEY, OLD MAN....JaSon'S gotta get his GIFT from somewhere!
 
 
            YOU'r MeDiCaTEd ....'soon-to-be SON -IN-LAW.....JaSoN.  HOe...HoE...HOE!!!!!!



Merry Fucking Christmas

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You only have today (unless you work at a fucking Drugstore), so if you want to pass out under the fucking Christmas tree and take a long winter's nap, DO IT! You deserve it Retail Slaves.
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Sleep well today Retail Slaves.
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Twelve Days of Dollar General Christmas

Dg12days Dollar General Retail Slave DGSUCKS sends us a version of the 12 Days of Retail Hell Christmas we can all relate to:

On the first day of Christmas my Dollar General gave to me,
 

12 Trucks a-coming

11 Customers swiping

10 Clerks a-weeping

9 AMs ranting

8 Execs a-bilking

7 Stockers limping

6 Aprons fraying

5 Percent shrinkage

4 Calling jerks

3 Whining wenches

2 Numbskull write-ups

and....

A paycheck that's dinky and wee!

 

-- Dollar General Retail Slave

 

 


Time For Some Fun

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We've all been slaving our asses off.
Leave the Store and the fucking Christmas music behind and make your own kind of fun tonight!
Merry Christmas Retail Slaves!


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