Benny Hill Provides Perfect Soundtrack for these Two Dumbass Thieves Trying to Avoid Arrest at a Convenience Store in Canada

 

From Slate:  The video above is so incredible that you may suspect it of being a viral hoax, but be assured that it is entirely real, depicting the eventful Monday arrest of a Canadian couple suspected of trying to use a stolen credit at a convenience store in Spruce Grove, Alberta. The original video doesn’t have sound, so we’ve added music that provides appropriate thematic enhancement. And, in case you get worried at any point about the risky behavior on display, rest assured that the police officer is holding a stun gun, not a handgun, and that no one involved was seriously hurt.

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Dumbass Customers: “I’m Canadian, I know that”

 

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From  juni0rbastard Tales From Retail:

I work at a dollar store in a western city in Canada. For those who don’t know, we no longer use 1 cent coins. We haven’t for maybe two years (I could be wrong. Probably longer).

Our registers at work still use pennies, but since they’re no longer in circulation, we have to round up or down.

I sold a lady a drink container, and her total was $1.31. Automatically I round down. She gave me $1.35, so I returned 5 cents to her.

FIVE MINUTES LATER SHE COMES BACK WITH HER RECEIPT. She’ll be CO, I’ll be ME.

CO: You gave me too much change.

ME: I didn’t. Since we don’t use pennies anymore, your change was 5 cents. We have to round up or down.

CO: I know that I’m Canadian. It says here 4 cents but you gave me too much.

ME: ma’am, your total was 1.31 which gets rounded down to 1.30, you gave me 1.35 so I give you back 5 cents.

CO: NO! You’re supposed to give me 4 cents.

I shrug my shoulders as she turns and looks at the 5 customers I have in line. She turned around and stormed out.

Everyone who witnessed this, including myself, bursted out laughing after she left.

Ma’am, if you’re canadian, you should know we haven’t used pennies for a while. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

-- juni0rbastard

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Retail Hell Memories: "Why don't you accept US money?" "Cause this is Canada."

 

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From FrozenGasoline, Tales From Retail:

I work in a small grocery store chain that's only located in Canada. Our store is in a plaza and our cash desks are right in front of the windows, so I see this car drive up with a New York license plate and think "Oh cool! Americans!" It was an older dude who look maybe early forties. I greet him politely and he greets back. Explains to me how it his first time in this store and was told to check it out if he was ever up this way. No problem, I tell him how the store works, what to do and a bit of the types of products we have and let him go about his way.

Now we used to accept US currency however with the exchange rate being different all the time and the fact that our POS is still stuck in the 90s (exchange would never be updated properly and spit out widely incorrect amounts) we decided to drop accepting it.

So buddy comes up and is ready to pay here's how this plays out.

Me: Alright so that will come to $11.55!

Guy pulls outs out a US $20 bill.

Me: Sorry sir, we don't accept US cash...

Guy: Well, why not?

Seems pretty defensive already.

Me: Because this is Canada.

Guy: Yeah I know that! But why don't you?

Me: It's our store policy, you could use a credit card if you want.

Guy: No I don't wanna use that up here.

Me: Okay well there's a bank across the street that could exchange it for you.

Guy: Why should I have to do that? You know (store name) and (other store name) accepted my money, why can't you guys?

Me: Well yeah some places do under their policy but most don't because this is Canada.

This was about a 5 to maybe 7 minute back and forth conversation with me explaining a bit more about why we don't and how he doesn't care about exchange and that we should just take it cause it worth more anyway. Yeah okay it is, but I still can't take it.

Guy: Really? You guys should put up a sign in the window saying you don't, so people don't waste their time.

He then soon left, without his goods. But I still can't help but feel a dumbfounded by that interaction. A sign really? Why should we? I've visited The States many times and I always make sure that I'm carrying US cash. It's their nations currency it should be expected to use that over what ever else.

Also I don't know why he was adamant about not using his credit card. Can any American explain that to me if there is a good reason or is he just being stubborn? I've never attempted to use mine down there though didn't think it would be a big deal if I had to.

--FrozenGasoline