A new dress by Betabrand will let the world know how shitty you feel! Or perhaps that you won't take any shit from anyone. It would also be excellent attire or those who like to stir the shit up.
It's available for pre-order but has actually already been marked down to $106.20. Could be a special or maybe Betabrand has realized what a shitty idea it was in the first place and the Poo Emoji dress is about to get picked up with a plastic bag and taken to the nearest garbage can. We can only hope. You can be fined for leaving poo where people can step in it.
Poo Emoji and a Martini, let the shit disturbing begin.
Every now and then we come across some stuff on the internet that even we at “Yes This Happened” can’t believe exists. The Poopy-Time Fun Shapes toy is a great example of this. Are you supposed to stick this sh*t up your kids’ rectums and make them poop out stars and hearts? Whatever happened to normal pooping?
Apparently this was designed to be a team of White House Aids that fought crime, but unfortunately the disease AIDS was named as soon as they were released. Also, the name Positive Peter is horribly fantastic. You literally could not have worse timing than this. Not possible.
Here’s the pitch for this toy:
So we want to make a box with a hole in it that kids will stick their finger in and out of in order to win the game. Sexual? No, not in the least! It’s fingering fun!
First of all, no thank you. Second, what human child produces that much body hair? It looks like some sort of human-gorilla abomination that should be destroyed in a lab, not played with by your nieces.