Mistaken Identity: I didn't know Uber Drivers got uniforms



From JaeS26, I Don't Work Here Lady:

This story took place last weekend on Sunday morning. I got a graveyard shift job at a gas station after I graduated College since I needed the money really bad.

So I just clocked out of work and got into my car and was about to leave the lot went suddenly a randomly lady walk in front of my car. The lady stood in front of my car and looked at me for a few second then she ran to my passenger side of my car and tried opening the door. This was the conversation between me and the Random Lady

Me: Yo what the fuck you doing, get the fuck away from my car. Random Lady: Excuse me Mr, that not a way you suppose to talk to a customer. Me beyond confuse because I just clocked 5 minutes ago so I'm not working right now Me: Customer? Lady I'm not working right now. And get the fuck away from the door. * Lady clearly wasn't taking that answer* Random Lady: YES I am your customer! You are suppose to drive me to this location. Me: Do I look like your Uber or something! Why da fuck should I give a ride to you. Random Lady: YES YOU ARE MY UBER DRIVER! It says on my phone. I actually look at her phone, now her "driver" has a full blown beard that looks like he haven't shaved since the beginning of November Me: Lady do I look like I got a fucking forest on my face and drive a Prius??? (her driver's car is a Prius ) Lady looks at me and her phone several time Random Lady: Well you are wearing their uniform I got confused. Me: What the fuck are you saying? My uniform in bright orange says "76 gas station" Random Lady: Well you should give a lady a ride its very cold and wet out here.

After she said that, without saying anything I got back into my car, reverse my car and left in a different entrance. I wasn't in the mood to waste more of my time to random nobody.

TLDR; lady assume I'm her Uber driver because my uniform and try to get a free ride to her destination because she doesn't have the patience to wait for her Uber driver.




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